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Bitty Blackhawks: Kaner Gets Caught
By Kat | August 17, 2009
And now, a short story.
One time, I saw Patrick Kane at McDonalds. Or, rather, he saw me first — with my Blackhawks t-shirt on (it was laundry day). He took one look at me, turned around and left. I wasn’t even going to say hi to him (most I could’ve managed was the Head Nod of Acknowledgment, at that point). I was running in to grab something to eat before a meeting, so “harassing local celebrity” was far down the list of important things to do.
Whatever, Kaner. This is why I’m making fun of you now. Your inflated sense of self-worth is truly lulz-worthy, home skillet.
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SO BITTER, YOU GUYS. Hahaha!
Topics: Bitty Blackhawks | 4 Comments »
August 28th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
you really saw him at a mcd’s? where?!!?
August 28th, 2009 at 6:00 pm
The one in that one building behind the Wrigley Building. It’s the same one where a Kings player gave me bitchface. Hahaha.
August 28th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
hhahahhaha! awesome. yeah im OBVIOUSLY not the biggest kane fan and am not at all shocked that he was a jerk
August 28th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
I don’t think he’s a… okay, that’s a lie, so I’m not even saying it. He IS a jerk, but I think it’s more a lack of maturity with him than anything else. A lot of guys are jerks at that age. In a lot of ways, he’s still a dumbass kid, and I’m okay with that. (I just hope he grows out of it.)
I’m also okay with laughing at him, though. So I am. Ha-ha-HA.